Crypto-137 Ain’t Done Yet: Destroy All Humans! Is 50% Off in Midweek Madness Deal

“Crypto, report to the mothership immediately! We have an extraordinary situation: The humans are celebrating a festival called “Midweek Madness” on a secret digital platform called “Steam”. And you know what they did? They dared to cut our price in half! Such insolence! Now they’re paying more for fast-food than for our advanced Furon technology. […]

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The Invasion Was Successful: Destroy All Humans! gets new Accolades Trailer

Great Job, Cryptosporidium-137! You have infiltrated the hearts and minds of these puny humans! Even their smartest scientists, calling themselves “gaming journalists”, are impressed with the Furon invasion! Not to mention the thousands of players who are camped in front of their entertainment machines, playing Destroy All Humans! all day and night! This is how […]

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