Crypto-137 Ain’t Done Yet: Destroy All Humans! Is 50% Off in Midweek Madness Deal

“Crypto, report to the mothership immediately! We have an extraordinary situation: The humans are celebrating a festival called “Midweek Madness” on a secret digital platform called “Steam”. And you know what they did? They dared to cut our price in half! Such insolence! Now they’re paying more for fast-food than for our advanced Furon technology. […]

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